The Stage Fright Penis part 2

After taking a trip down memory lane on the fabulous website, we are all stalker obsessed with Facebook, I thought about another story of the Stage Fright Penis, which humorous enough I would like to share. This story is in honor of my lovergirl S, and our fabulous sex lives during our freshmen year of college. Though the male in this story was a year older then us, he was still young, therefore fits perfectly into my theory that this penis disorder is most common in younger men.

Now my girl S, was dating this guy we nicknamed Cannoli, based off the physical shape and size of his penis, which we all owe to a photo she snapped of him one night when he was naked. Now upon the first night of S and Mr. Cannoli hooking up past first base, S somehow gets him to go down on her, which is a miracle in itself considering she has large beautiful boobs, and one would assume he'd be stuck consuming them all night. Anyways, Mr. Cannoli starts to eat her out, and then BAM!!! He cums! No that is not a typo, he came not her! Now wtf is that? He was touching her, she wasn't even anywhere near his penis, neither were his hands, but somehow everything was too overwhelming for his penis.

And there you have it another not so amazing, slightly hilarious, extremely embarrassing performance of the Stage Fright Penis! Needless to say, and not surprising at all, they did not finish hooking up that night. Although, there should be some compliments given to my girl S, who is obviously so hot that she doesn't need to do anything, and I mean nothing to make a guy cum all over himself. But seriously dude? It's probably pretty obvious that you would be a two-pump-chump, which is something after the 2nd time you ever have had sex should have been delt with.

The whole thing reminds me of that fabulous song that JT sang,"Jizz in My Pants." What is this strange phenomenon of men just looking at women and getting off? Seriously save yourself the embarrassment, and learn how to control yourselves. Unless you fall into that small percentage of men who can come more then once without having to take a serious break in between, we women are not going to want to go near you. Yes, its a compliment to the female race that we have these powers to make you explode by just looking at you, which may I note most of us were unaware of; but we want to cum too! And that certainly won't happen if this school boy crush mumbling cumming all over yourself shit doesn't get taken care of soon! And you wonder why so many of us (women) are starting to prefer our own sex over you...