Last night I did something slightly sluttier than my normal taste, however quite satisfactory Because I got to make out with a chick more than once. My girl O and I were entered into an "I kissed a girl and I liked it" contest to be judged by the patrons of the bar. We were told to stand on the stage and suck face for 45 seconds, while the audience (of course) took photos and video. Who knows you many get a chance to watch me kiss a girl all over the internet, luck you. The whole scenerio brought me back to my freshmen year of college, where drunk or sober I would choose to kiss almost any girl over any guy. To this day I can honestly not tell you how many girls I have ever kissed, due to the fact that that semester was a drunken blur.
I have only kissed one girl who I can say for a fact was a horrible kisser; however I kissed several horrible guys. Whoever told a guy that smashing your face against mine and then shoving your tongue down my throat was attractive was seriously deranged. Now, don't get me wrong there is a time and place for passion, but I'd rather not be taking down gallons of spit as I'm trying to get laid; seriously, gag me.
The good kissing, and perhaps the fact that a woman's body is generally always more attractive than a male's, is probably why whenever I'm with a guy I always crave a woman. You could be the hottest guy I have ever laid eyes on, and your dick could be porn star status, but I'm still going to want to fuck a woman. Safe to say, if I'm going to cheat on you it's going to be with a woman. After all when it comes to sex there are two types of men, there are men who just want to fuck for fucks sake and there are men who love a woman's body. If you fall intot he second category you are going to get more action, or at least fall into bed with a repeat offender instead of just one night stands.
When two women have sex, it's purely, and always a celebration of the female body. She knows how her body works; therefore she knows how your body works. No teaching has to take place. You don't need to show her where your clit is, because she already knows. True she doesn't have a penis, but she has hands and a tongue, but if you crave more penetration, then grab a stap on, at least you don't have to worry about that squirtting up in you and getting you preggers.
It's safe to say I've never had a bad hook up with a chick either. Katy Perry may have kissed a girl and liked it, but I guaruntee she did a lot more then just kiss her to want to write a song about it. But then again we live in a country with a bunch of prudes so titling the song, "I fucked a girl and i liked it," may not have had the best response, but at least it would have been the truth. Seriously people, lesbi-honest! ♥
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