Head

Head, its seems to be the only thing all guys always want. I have some girlfriends who love it, I have some who hate it, I know some who could careless, and some who find it repulsive, until recently I was one of those girls. It wasn't the act of doing it that I found repulsive, it was the taste and that I always found myself getting bored. This I will admit, is probably because I didnt know what I was doing, until a recent ex, with whom I perfected giving head. I wouldnt say I love it now, honestly I would still rather fuck a guy, but I don't mind giving it to those I would really love see squirm.

My real issue with giving head, and I find its either a hit or miss with most girls, is cum. Personally the tastes of it, the smell of it, makes me want to gag. Its so salty, and why does it have to be warm? I had this discussion with my girl Em a while back, who feels the same way as I do. I realize that it has enough protein to satisfy me for probably a week, however its warm. For me its like taking a shot of Vodka that has been left out of the fridge, you know it may do some good, however it makes you want to throw up the second it hits your tongue/throat. Why couldnt sperm be chilled? I'm not saying ice cold, I dont want my mouth to go numb, but I feel like I would enjoy it much more if it were at least closer to room temperature.

This got my girl Em and I thinking about this whole vampire craze that is circulating through out the world. If vampires are so much cooler to the touch then people, does that mean their sperm is cold? Do they even have sperm? I feel like the stories are a little wish washy of whether or not vampires can have children of their own the same way us mere humans do, so its tough to decide. Maybe when you become a Vampire you loose the inability to produce sperm. Now that would be awesome, to be able to give head with out worrying about some idiot cumming inside you, cumming on your face, or a warm salty gooey mess shooting down the back of your throat.

I much prefer biting anyways, so count me in!

Batter Up

Men in uniform. Yum. I went to the Dbacks Giants game tonight in Phoenix, and let me say, damn i love those pants! I think it's safe to say that every woman has a thing for a man in uniform, whether it a sport, military, construction, cowboy, you name it, we love it. My personal favorite, in case it was not clear, is the baseball uniform, especially when they fit the ass just right. But it's not just the pants it's the baseball tees and the MLB caps too, I just cant get enough. Have you every noticed how much better most guys look if they put a baseball hat on? I have, they should probably start wearing them in bed too. It's like sunglasses, sometimes you meet a guy (wearing sunglasses) and hes super hot, you chat it up, then he takes the glasses off, and BAM suddenly not so hot. You may think I'm crazy, but think about it next time you're in the situation, I would be surprised if you didn't think the same.

Speaking of baseball, lets talk bases. By bases I mean, in terms of hooking up. As in, "Did you guys hook up last night? What base did you get to?" One would think that we had all matured beyond using the expression, but I still find myself asking the question, as if I'm in 5th grade living vicariously through a friends sex life. I Always thought that everyone thought of the bases the same way, but I've learned that I'm wrong, but I def think my definition for each base makes the most sense:

1st: Making out maybe some boob action

2nd: Finger/Hand job

3rd: Head (male or female)

Home plate: Sex (vaginal)

Home run: Sex on the first night

Grand Slam: Threesome and beyond

Seems about right huh? I think yes.

So lets go to the park, you can throw sand at me and pretend to hate me, I'll run away and screaming acting like I don't want you to catch me, and when you finally tackle me lets go to first. Then maybe if you dont pull my hair I'll let you skip to 3rd. Now if you promise to sit next to me on the bus, I'll lead you to home plate. hahaha