When talking/ranting about guys with the ladies one of the topics that comes up several times can only be described as "Breaking Up with the Penis." In other words it is much harder to break up, let alone get over a guy, if the sex is mind blowing (no pun intended). Most guys think our fear is that were never going to meet another guy that will make us feel (emotionally) as good as he did; wrong. Yes, it has to do with lovey dovey feelings, but damn if the sex is that good, personally I don't want to walk around, date around, wait around for another amazing penis to come my way. What if the next guy I have sex with is horrible in bed? And the one after that? It just appears to be a waste of time, especially when I have an amazing one just a phone call away or waiting for me in the next room.
Now, don't get me wrong the feelings of how much I actually like the guy do add to the pressure of do I or don't I want to break up with him, but the penis is the determinator. After all, personally I don't date guys seriously unless they are good in bed. (not including the small percentage whose personalities surpass how small or unskilled they are in bed). Just how we would all be liars if we claimed looks don't matter, it's a lie if you claimed sex doesn't matter either. For me, if I'm dating a guy for a few weeks, and we haven't had sex and then we do, and its horrible, well hes basically shit out of luck. True, like kissing, there are some boys you can train, but if its that bad that I cringe at the thought of getting naked with him again, I have a hard time continuing the dating. Sure we can be friends, but what guy wants to stay friends with a chick hes fucked but cant fuck again? Not many.
Let's say its the reverse situation though, you met an amazing guy, your personalities mesh well together, and lucky for you his skills under the covers are superb. However, like most guys a few months down the road he turns out to be an asshole and/or those things that seemed to mesh well between the two of you actually repel one another. So, any number of your girlfriends would say break up with him, dump his ass, but there is one big problem: the Penis. The sex is so good that you don't know what to do with yourself. You get mad at him but then he takes his shirt off for whatever reason or tries to kiss you to stop your tears, and BAM you want the Penis. And here enlies the dilemma, even if and/or after you break up with him you still pine for the Penis.
I have a girlfriend who dated this guy for about a year, tall, dark handsome, but drove her crazy, fighting all the time. They would break up then get back together, which he owed all to his amazingly massive skillfully trained penis. Even after they broke up for good, and she moved out of state, she still craved that Penis, and everytime she comes to town, guess where she goes to get her fix? And of course he thinks she misses him and he has her wrapped around his finger, when in reality she'd rather just staple his mouth shut, undress him, look at that glorious penis, get her sex on and leave.
If the sex was bad, the break up is easy. If the sex was good, its not just your eyes that are crying at night after the break up, but your vagina is sobbing as well with the Penis withdrawl.
Example taken from the textsfromlastnight website: (618): It's called penis withdrawl. Or alcoholism. I get confused these days.
Now, don't get me wrong the feelings of how much I actually like the guy do add to the pressure of do I or don't I want to break up with him, but the penis is the determinator. After all, personally I don't date guys seriously unless they are good in bed. (not including the small percentage whose personalities surpass how small or unskilled they are in bed). Just how we would all be liars if we claimed looks don't matter, it's a lie if you claimed sex doesn't matter either. For me, if I'm dating a guy for a few weeks, and we haven't had sex and then we do, and its horrible, well hes basically shit out of luck. True, like kissing, there are some boys you can train, but if its that bad that I cringe at the thought of getting naked with him again, I have a hard time continuing the dating. Sure we can be friends, but what guy wants to stay friends with a chick hes fucked but cant fuck again? Not many.
Let's say its the reverse situation though, you met an amazing guy, your personalities mesh well together, and lucky for you his skills under the covers are superb. However, like most guys a few months down the road he turns out to be an asshole and/or those things that seemed to mesh well between the two of you actually repel one another. So, any number of your girlfriends would say break up with him, dump his ass, but there is one big problem: the Penis. The sex is so good that you don't know what to do with yourself. You get mad at him but then he takes his shirt off for whatever reason or tries to kiss you to stop your tears, and BAM you want the Penis. And here enlies the dilemma, even if and/or after you break up with him you still pine for the Penis.
I have a girlfriend who dated this guy for about a year, tall, dark handsome, but drove her crazy, fighting all the time. They would break up then get back together, which he owed all to his amazingly massive skillfully trained penis. Even after they broke up for good, and she moved out of state, she still craved that Penis, and everytime she comes to town, guess where she goes to get her fix? And of course he thinks she misses him and he has her wrapped around his finger, when in reality she'd rather just staple his mouth shut, undress him, look at that glorious penis, get her sex on and leave.
If the sex was bad, the break up is easy. If the sex was good, its not just your eyes that are crying at night after the break up, but your vagina is sobbing as well with the Penis withdrawl.
Example taken from the textsfromlastnight website: (618): It's called penis withdrawl. Or alcoholism. I get confused these days.
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