Head

Head, its seems to be the only thing all guys always want. I have some girlfriends who love it, I have some who hate it, I know some who could careless, and some who find it repulsive, until recently I was one of those girls. It wasn't the act of doing it that I found repulsive, it was the taste and that I always found myself getting bored. This I will admit, is probably because I didnt know what I was doing, until a recent ex, with whom I perfected giving head. I wouldnt say I love it now, honestly I would still rather fuck a guy, but I don't mind giving it to those I would really love see squirm.

My real issue with giving head, and I find its either a hit or miss with most girls, is cum. Personally the tastes of it, the smell of it, makes me want to gag. Its so salty, and why does it have to be warm? I had this discussion with my girl Em a while back, who feels the same way as I do. I realize that it has enough protein to satisfy me for probably a week, however its warm. For me its like taking a shot of Vodka that has been left out of the fridge, you know it may do some good, however it makes you want to throw up the second it hits your tongue/throat. Why couldnt sperm be chilled? I'm not saying ice cold, I dont want my mouth to go numb, but I feel like I would enjoy it much more if it were at least closer to room temperature.

This got my girl Em and I thinking about this whole vampire craze that is circulating through out the world. If vampires are so much cooler to the touch then people, does that mean their sperm is cold? Do they even have sperm? I feel like the stories are a little wish washy of whether or not vampires can have children of their own the same way us mere humans do, so its tough to decide. Maybe when you become a Vampire you loose the inability to produce sperm. Now that would be awesome, to be able to give head with out worrying about some idiot cumming inside you, cumming on your face, or a warm salty gooey mess shooting down the back of your throat.

I much prefer biting anyways, so count me in!